i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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