Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
