"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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