So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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