The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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