I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We have so much sex to catch up on
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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