I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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