I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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