I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.