My nipple is on Facebook.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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