i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
what day is it and did you see me today?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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