Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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