All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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