I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
