Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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