Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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