I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He better not be in your backpack
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize