he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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