god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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