Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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