I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
