We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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