My first STD was from a foam party
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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