We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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