By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
