I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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