No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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