Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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