Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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