If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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