last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
