omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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