I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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