Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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