D3 body, D1 cock
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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