I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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