It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
