Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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