If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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