There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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