you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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