I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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