you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Farmville is her only friend.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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