He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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