come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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