google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested