babies were throwing up all over the place
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Four minutes until I can fart!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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