dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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