Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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