i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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