I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.