Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

I can only date guys with blackberrys

(810): View more from Michigan

I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me

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(848): View more from New Jersey

I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

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(909): View more from California

WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN

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(616): View more from Michigan

sometimes you have to go after what you want

(313): View more from Michigan

true. and i really want to cum

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(843): View more from South Carolina

We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(707): View more from California

I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.

(1-707): View more from California

is that even a sentence?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

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(516): View more from New York

He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.

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