i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car