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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.

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• (631): View more from New York

  We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!

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• (626): View more from California

  My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!

  (260): View more from Indiana

  Americans.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar

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