he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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