Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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