Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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