did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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