Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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